Employees of the Month
Maria Souza
Accountant
As always, Ms. Souza is the glue holding this place together, and her efforts are especially appreciated in the recovery from [INCIDENT] On [DATE]. [UPDATE THIS BEFORE PUBLISHING]
Nicholas Smith
New Hire
Mr. Smith’s timely intervention in the incident doubtless saved us lives, effort, and money, and we’re proud to welcome his kids to the base. And him, I guess. Mostly those kids though.
Sarah Darling
Magister
We’re of course obligated to include one of our fearless leadership team and rather than make Damien uncomfortable or honoring our fearless leader for the 50th time, lets give it up for Sarah and her sexy, sexy boots.
Lorelei Algamest
ffyrestarter@asperagroup.org
Damien Allio
Damien.Allio@asperagroup.org
Min Soo Tae
minimimi@asperagroup.org
Recently contacted
Have you heard back about any of your appeals requests? I’m sure they’re just taking [[EXTRA]]] time to [[REVIEW]]. Everything will be [[FINE.]]
In the meantime, consider your [[OTHER OPTIONS.]]