Welcome to the vault
The accounting department
The accounting department of Aspera is the heart and the blood of our organization. I’m sorry, were you expecting me to say soul? Businesses don’t have souls.
Yes, this is, fundamentally, a business. We need income to keep running and we need to get it one way or another. How much screaming is involved in the collection of that income is up to you.
Like blood, as much money as possible needs to stay inside the organization in order to keep it running. We exchange goods, services, and material via that income stream the way blood carries nutrients and oxygen through the body. It is also critically important that we remain aware of how much blood is still inside the body, and so those very boring paper forms you keep putting off are, in fact, important enough to justify sending Mania after you. Be timely. You probably still have your hands.
Decide how much you value us, and yourself, with a donation
i am asking you for a bribe
did you think we were gonna be coy about it? that’s cute
$$$
- Pay what you want to keep the wheels greased, whatever
- You want document access? We’ll think about it. Mention in your request form that you made a donation
- This isn’t rocket science, buddy
Benefit of the doubt
Listen, it’s up to you how much you value your kneecaps
$5.00 /month
- Sure, it’s not much, but we don’t have a lot of liquid. Trading favors is all well and good, but accountants have gotta eat.
- Maybe Mania won’t break you next time you cross her
- No promises, though
The peace of mind plan
Maybe we can talk first. Maybe we’ll even put the bat down
$10.00 /month
- Do you wanna know how the sausage gets made? Well, meat packing is extremely gross, so we’re not doing that
- Find out when collections is coming via document updates and maybe you can run!